The other day I was picking up groceries when I bumped into a Mermaid.  I mentioned that I was interested in seeing Amsterdam but I wasn’t sure if I wanted to make it a family or a solo trip. “I wouldn’t mind splashing my fins in the canals again”, she sighed as she plucked a piece of seaweed from her hair. Hmm a girls trip would be a nice break from the stress of planning and guiding my minions through another busy city.  What could be more magical than a unicorn and a mermaid wandering the streets of Amsterdam?  Little did I know I would end up carrying 30 gallons…